♥ Saturday, February 21, 2009 ♥
Hello!! now my blog is becoming more entertaining to read!
Today i had Botak Jones for dinner cos my sis had a party at home..anyway here's some really funny jokes that i found on the packaging of Botak Jones.:D ENJOY!!!
Elevator Joke:I was on an elevator the other day and the operator kept calling me Son.
I said, " Why do you call me 'Son'? You're not my father.
He said, "i brought you up, didn't I?"
LOL!!!
Software of a husband Joke:"Dear Tech Support:
last year i upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.9, and installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2 and NHL 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs, and housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, DESPERATE.
LOLOLOLOL! Just in time for Pst kong's messages. ahhahahha.
Some Quotes that I found really meaningful:
" Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!"
"Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood."- Marie Curie
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!" :)
"If you give, you will always have."
"Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost unicersal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think." - Martin Luther King Jr.
Hope you are inspired:) because, i am!
and all of you should really check out:
http://www.compassionart.tv/It is really a very good project! All the world's best worship leaders coming together and writing songs for charity! Be inspired!
This is the lyrics for one of the songs written. Amazing!
Come to the water there’s a war going on just across the street
there’s a rage that’s burning to an angry beat
I can feel the thirst but there’s no relief
we need a river
there’s a sound in the distance like a thunder cloud
waiting for the rain while the sun beats down
Can you feel it rising from the underground?
we need a river
oh let justice roll like rivers,
oh let mercy flow with love, love
Come to the water, come to the water of life
It will never run dry
Come to the water, run to the water of life
It will never run dry
there’s a cry from the child in the factory
there’s a prayer for the prisoners of poverty
Save us from the greed and the apathy
we need a river
there’s a hope like a flood running down our street
we’re an army of peacemakers on our feet
take us to the place love and mercy meet
there is a river
7:49 PM
lots of love, lil' miss geek :).
